I want to encourage women to submit to humor venues. I urge you; I implore you. Let’s start a revolution and change the world’s mind about who’s funny. Your heart will swell with accomplishment and your breasts will become larger. This I promise.
About Childhood's Nowhere-Near-Annual Frozen Fish Head Haiku Contest
• No fee • Cash prize ($17)
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