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Funny Women

I want to encourage women to submit to humor venues. I urge you; I implore you. Let’s start a revolution and change the world’s mind about who’s funny. Your heart will swell with accomplishment and your breasts will become larger. This I promise.

Website: http://therumpus.net/2009/08/funny-women-submission-guidelines/; http://twitter.com/Funny_Women
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SHARE YOUR BLOG POSTS

Started by Cindy Brown. Last reply by Sarah Savasky Apr 29. 47 Replies

If I don't find like-minded bloggers to laugh at and with, I go crazy. I have made so many friends and found so many blogs to follow in these types of threads on SheWrites. This group needs one as…Continue

Tags: Share, Posts, Blog, Women, Funny

At Six Months, She Stops Brushing Her Teeth. What Now?

Started by Cindy Zelman. Last reply by Cindy Zelman Apr 19. 1 Reply

Another post about my on-going dysfunctional romances with women. Really, you'd think two women would know how to date. Nope...…Continue

Tags: lesbians, humor, Relationships, Blogs

Seriously, Seeking Comic Haiku

Started by Alle C. Hall. Last reply by Alle C. Hall Feb 14. 2 Replies

About Childhood's Nowhere-Near-Annual Frozen Fish Head Haiku Contest• No fee • Cash prize ($17)• No on-line self-promotion or vote drumming-upping. Keepin’ it classy.• Submit February 28st - March…Continue

A Belated Defense of Miley Cyrus

Started by Jennifer Richardson Oct 11, 2013. 0 Replies

Read on to learn why I defend Miley Cyrus over the twerking debacle & unfairly place all the blame at the literal feet of the very lovely Ann Curry: …Continue

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Comment by Dani Alpert on April 27, 2012 at 6:51am

And because it's Friday and I want this group to know who I am, I bring you MORE of ME.

Comment by Dani Alpert on April 27, 2012 at 6:49am

Just in case you missed this over at my site

The Great Toilet Debate. And yes, my boyfriend has Cee Lo Green arms, poor baby.

Comment by Amber Medina West on April 27, 2012 at 5:57am

Thank you, Nora! I'm having a lot of fun with it. If you have any feedback, don't hesitate to shoot me a message!

Comment by Alle C. Hall on April 26, 2012 at 10:02pm

Real-life quotes about Madonna, and for no particular reason, my interview with Leonard Nimoy.

From Makes Own Kombucha, Age 49:

"Madonna? You mean, the singer Madonna?"

From Just Married!, age 25:

“She just doesn’t seem all that relevant. I mean, it’s ok to do all that stuff (evocative twirling gesture with hands) when you are in your twenties.”

From Lemon Pasta, aged 38:

“I just got MDNA. It’s OK, but I will defend it to the death because it is Madonna.”

On May 7th, the literary magazine PLOP! Review will publish my review of the new anthology Madonna and Me: Women Writers on The Queen of Pop (Soft Skull Press, 2012).

Assigned readings:

Comment by Monica Medina on April 26, 2012 at 12:48pm

Have an office job? Then lucky you! You probably know all about the office perks. I list them in my latest post, http://monicastangledweb.com/2012/04/26/office-perks/

Comment by Jayne Martin on April 26, 2012 at 10:50am
Comment by Annie Boreson on April 25, 2012 at 8:54pm

Maybe not entirely funny, but this story has been in my head for a while. I decided to unleash it. If you have a moment, I'd love your opinion. http://www.annieboreson.com/2012/04/25/my-expiration-dates/

Comment by Lorraine Duffy Merkl on April 21, 2012 at 9:54am

The Five Year Engagement -- only five? Read Otherwise Engagement:http://ning.it/I3uqdW

Comment by Amber Medina West on April 19, 2012 at 7:35am

Part V of my fiction series is up today. I'd love the input of my fellow SheWriters!

http://wosushi.wordpress.com/2012/04/19/tell-me-a-story-part-v/

Comment by Lucille Joyner on April 18, 2012 at 9:26pm

I was visited by a bear the other day. 2:30 in the afternoon. We were nose to nose. I keep the garbage can right by my door in front of a window and couldn't take my eyes off her. The head was the size of three bowling balls and when she stood up to remove the lid off the garbage can, she was taller than I. She pulled a bag out of the garbage can, carried it in her teeth to the edge of the deck, and tore it open with her long talons. After munching a few minutes, she was on her way. I couldn't be too mad at any living thing that would eat my cooking.

Half hour later, I saw a huge black form on my deck, and I thought, NOT AGAIN! But it turned out to be the police officer. I swear, that man was the same size as the bear. The only difference was that the officer had blue eyes.

The officer asked, "What size was it?" I answered, "Well, it wasn't big enough to be the Papa Bear and it was too big to be the Baby Bear. I guess it was the Mama Bear."

Out of curiosity I asked him, "What would you have done if the bear was still here?"  and he answered, "I don't know. I guess I'd just wave to him."

I knew it, I knew it. They were related.   

 

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