Posted on September 12, 2009 at 2:00pm
So, this poor old woman left Georgia, where she was perfectly happy, eating her fried chicken, bacon, and ice cream, and died in Los Angeles. Yeah, she was 115 years old. And she'd been in California for who knows how many years. But, still.
Think of how long she'd have lived if she'd just stayed in Shellman, Georgia (wherever that is) and added pecan pie to her diet. That's all I'm sayin'.