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Gawd I Hope I Get It

 Let me start with a truly shocking admission. Ready? Okay. I was not cast as one of the dancers in “Richard Simmon’s Sweatin (no g) to the Oldies #4: Disco Sweat. If you saw me you would think “That woman was born, born, born to be in Disco Sweat.” And you would be absolutely correct. Although since I’m a lady “Disco Glow” might be a more appropriate title. But I guess that’s neither here nor there, for even though I did an amazing audition, I was not cast. Mourn with me for a moment.Obviously…See More
Jun 14, 2012
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Tele-Con

My mother is not an easy person to get on the phone. She only has one phone, a land line that is constantly being unplugged; either by her or by accident. Days can go by before she even notices that her phone isn't working. Let’s just say she has a plethora of telecommunication issues. If you use your call waiting and switch over while speaking to her, she will hang up. Cell phone use consistently annoys her. She’d own a computer before she’d ever own a cell phone. And you can be sure she’ll…See More
Mar 22, 2012
Christine Schoenwald posted a blog post

Mortgage Mortification: Part One- The Con

My boyfriend, Andy lost his job during the 2008 Thanksgiving weekend.One day we were full of thanks, the next not so much. Added to his sudden unemployment, the hourly rate at my job had also been reduced but at least that had been somewhat expected. Andy’s lay-off was not. Times were starting to get hard.When HAMP or the Home Affordable Modification Program began, people got excited: home-owners who were having trouble with their mortgages, lenders and some unscrupulous rip-off artists looking…See More
Mar 5, 2012
Christine Schoenwald posted a blog post

I Hate Eggs!

I hate eggs but I love mayonnaise. This contradiction fascinates my friends and at almost every social gathering that we have, somehow this topic gets raised time and time again. The mayonnaise argument is used first, then they bring up almost every edible egg occurrence I’ve ever had. Yes, I have eaten deviled eggs and mini-quiches but it was when there was no alternative. I didn’t seek them out nor did I choose them over some other non-egg choice. I hate eggs and this does not make breakfast…See More
Jan 12, 2012
Christine Schoenwald posted a blog post

Therapist's Hour of Snow

Feb. 5, 1976  was a remarkable day. It snowed. Perhaps it snowed in Syracuse, NY or Sioux Falls, SD or even Winnemucca NV but what was extraordinary was that it snowed in San Jose, CA.  Living in San Jose, one had to travel to see snow. You went to the snow; the snow never came to you. The snow was an elusive, magical weather system that was like a Vanderbilt or a Rockefeller: rarely in your presence but darn cold when it was.On Feb. 5,  it snowed early that morning. I was 15 years old and had…See More
Dec 28, 2011
Christine Schoenwald posted a blog post

Claus and Effect

Suddenly there wasn’t a sound. All movement had stopped. This was remarkable as the room was filled with grade school children and their teachers. The kids were too stunned to even fidget. No-one could believe their ears. Had Lina Mercuna just said what they thought she said? It was a scandal of epic elementary school proportions. We were all assembled there in the cafetorium (a room used as both a cafeteria and an auditorium) for our annual Christmas assembly. We got out of class for it. It…See More
Dec 21, 2011
Christine Schoenwald posted a blog post

Health Care-Less

Has healthcare gotten so screwed-up that now healthcare professionals are trying to talk us out of having preventative procedures? Do we have to haggle for our health? I understand that we must be our own advocates. But shouldn’t we also be allowed to have some faith that our medical practitioners are looking out for our best interests? Is it dangerous to believe that they will advise us to have the tests we need and recommend preventative measures? Are we all just flying solo as far as…See More
Dec 2, 2011
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Obsessive Compulsive Spartanism

My mother had completely lost it. She was marking down prices as if it was Black Friday and she was a bouncing yellow smiley face. Only problem was she didn’t look happy at all with her clenched teeth and her grimacing face.This rummage sale wasn’t about making friends or earning extra cash, it was about getting rid of crap, eliminating clutter and reclaiming the garage. Although the prices were already slashed, if a customer reconsidered and put an item back on the folding tale, she gave it to…See More
Nov 8, 2011
Christine Schoenwald posted a blog post

That Which You Call a Writer

Why can’t I call myself a writer? Why is writing for me, the Voldemort of second careers and must always remain unsaid? Is the word so powerful a label that I fear I must supply evidence of having earned it? Should the proof of profession be in the form of payments or accolades? Who dictates that the creation of written pages is not enough to validate the title of writer? Although I don’t feel justified in calling myself a writer, I’m here once again writing.If a writer writes her novel in the…See More
Nov 2, 2011
Christine Schoenwald posted a blog post

Give it Away Now

To everybody watching it appeared to be an amazingly selfless and generous gesture for an eleven year-old to make. I had given away the bike I won only moments before to my poor wheel-less friend Karen Kenworth. In actuality I didn’t want that bike. It was a baby bike. I already had a ten- speed. But did I take my moment of glory up there on the Garden Theater stage? Oh you can bet I did! And do I usually tell this story as if I’m the Mother Teresa of the two-wheeler? Yes I do! When I was…See More
Aug 10, 2011
Christine Schoenwald posted a blog post

Collecting Evidence

I intimated to the woefully unattractive private investigator that I would be very grateful if he could get me a current picture of the woman my ex lover was involved with. There were many pictures of her onthe internet but it was always the same one. I found this suspect. Thephoto seemed dated, posed and anything natural had been retouched out.But still I needed to know what made her so irresistible? Why did Willprefer her to me? Her picture gave me no clues, surely a currentphotograph would…See More
Jul 25, 2011
Christine Schoenwald posted a blog post

Take a Drive Behind My Wheel- Confessions of a Freeway Phobic

As you absolutely know if you live in Los Angeles and may know if you don’t, this weekend they are closing a ten mile stretch of the 405 freeway and people are freaking out! We have such a reverence for our highways here. We always call them by their full formal title: The 405 or The 101. There are many things we just can't handle in Southern California. We are a people who panic at rain. Droplets of water have the power to create utter and total havoc in regards to our driving. You can imagine…See More
Jul 12, 2011
Christine Schoenwald commented on the group 'Funny Women'
"Hey this is my first time posting a blog entry!  Please check out my blog. http://open.salon.com/blog/cschoenwald/2011/04/21/superstar_super_fan It is about my obsession with Jesus Christ Superstar, even though I'm not religious.  "
Apr 23, 2011
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Query Critique

Dear all,On May 23 it was decided that queries should be explored in a private setting.  The private group is located here.  See More
Dec 14, 2010
Julie Simon Lakehomer replied to the discussion 'Anthologies' in the group Essay Writing
"Glad this discussion is starting, I'm going to watch it closely."
Oct 6, 2010
Christine Schoenwald replied to the discussion 'Anthologies' in the group Essay Writing
"Hi Emma- This helps a lot. I've been querying agents for my YA Novel and I never thought to do it for an anthology!"
Oct 3, 2010

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Who I am:
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twitter.com/cschoenwald

christineschoenwald.blogspot.com
My writing is:
Fiction, Nonfiction, Memoir, Blog Posts
Outlets where I review books, TV, or film:
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Yes our Writer's Group is "Writing and Tea."
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I created and host a personal essay show in Los Angeles called " Pinata."

Christine Schoenwald's Blog

Gawd I Hope I Get It

Posted on June 14, 2012 at 9:22am 0 Comments

 

Let me start with a truly shocking admission. Ready? Okay. I was not cast as one of the dancers in “Richard Simmon’s Sweatin (no g) to the Oldies #4: Disco Sweat. If you saw me you would think “That woman was born, born, born to be in Disco Sweat.” And you would be absolutely correct. Although since I’m a lady “Disco Glow” might be a more appropriate title. But I guess that’s neither here nor there, for even though I did an amazing audition, I was not…

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Tele-Con

Posted on March 22, 2012 at 9:30am 0 Comments

My mother is not an easy person to get on the phone. She only has one phone, a land line that is constantly being unplugged; either by her or by accident. Days can go by before she even notices that her phone isn't working. Let’s just say she has a plethora of telecommunication issues. If you use your call waiting and switch over while speaking to her, she will hang up. Cell phone use consistently annoys her. She’d own a computer before she’d ever own a cell phone. And you can be sure she’ll…

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Mortgage Mortification: Part One- The Con

Posted on March 5, 2012 at 10:18am 0 Comments

My boyfriend, Andy lost his job during the 2008 Thanksgiving weekend.One day we were full of thanks, the next not so much. Added to his sudden unemployment, the hourly rate at my job had also been reduced but at least that had been somewhat expected. Andy’s lay-off was not. Times were starting to get hard.



When HAMP or the Home Affordable Modification Program began, people got excited: home-owners who were having trouble with their mortgages, lenders and some…

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I Hate Eggs!

Posted on January 12, 2012 at 4:26pm 0 Comments

I hate eggs but I love mayonnaise. This contradiction fascinates my friends and at almost every social gathering that we have, somehow this topic gets raised time and time again. The mayonnaise argument is used first, then they bring up almost every edible egg occurrence I’ve ever had. Yes, I have eaten deviled eggs and mini-quiches but it was when there was no alternative. I didn’t seek them out nor did I choose them over some other non-egg choice. 



I hate eggs and this does not…

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At 4:30pm on July 18, 2010, Julie Mihaly said…
Welcome to the Baby Boomers Group, Christine! Hope to hear from you soon and all best!- Julie
At 9:48am on July 5, 2010, Meg Waite Clayton said…
Delighted to have you join us the Novelist group, Christine. You're member 400! I should have a prize for this, but alas...

You might jump in by telling us what you’re working on in the “Show Me Your Novel and I’ll Show You Mine” discussion if you're not too uncomfortable talking about what you're working on. I’ll look forward to chatting with you!
At 8:50am on July 4, 2010, Meg Waite Clayton said…
Adding my voice to the welcome, Christine. We’d love to have you join us in the Novelists – Struggling or Not group if you’re looking for a place to jump in. No experience required :-)

And if you blog about books or writing, join us in the new Blogging about Books group!

Meg Waite Clayton
Novelist Group Moderator
Author of the national bestseller The Wednesday Sisters, The Language of Light, a Bellwether Prize finalist, and the forthcoming The Four Ms. Bradwells (Ballantine, March 2011)
At 5:07pm on July 3, 2010, Kate the Book Buff said…
Hi Christine! Welcome! I just wanted t o introduce myself, and my blog, The Book Buff: Book Reviews for Regular People. Check it out at http://www.thebookbuff.blogspot.com.

These networks can be a bit overwhelming at first, so if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask!

Kate
At 12:25pm on July 3, 2010, Kate Hanselman said…
Welcome to She Writes Christine! So glad to have you here.
Check out Getting Started, an easy-to-use guide to, well, getting started.
Don’t forget to head over to the She Writes Blog and let us know what you think!
If you have any questions or feedback as you explore and use the site, don’t hesitate to get in touch.
Best,
-Kate
Managing Editor, She Writes Blog
Community Manager, She Writes
 
 
 

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