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Writing on Spec

Started this discussion. Last reply by Dani Alpert Oct 31, 2011. 4 Replies 0 Likes

Hello Ladies,An editor (who is also a friend) of a magazine wants me to write an essay ON SPEC. If it's bought, then of course there's money, if not, then I have yet another writing sample. My…Continue

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Dani Alpert commented on the group 'Funny Women'

"Make sure you get those moles checked. Those gross things, not the animal. http://thegirlfriendmom.blogspot.com/2012/05/does-this-mole-look-funny-to-you.html"

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Dani Alpert commented on the group 'Funny Women'

"A Marriage Proposal of Sorts... Some proposals are romantic, and some are creative. Mine was only in my head."

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"A Marriage Proposal... sort of. http://thegirlfriendmom.blogspot.com/2012/04/marriage-proposal-of-sorts.html"

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Deanna Verbouwens left a comment for Dani Alpert

"It only took me four months!!! I'm excited ! Can't wait to see you!"

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Dani Alpert left a comment for Deanna Verbouwens

"Yeah! So glad you joined. I've met some pretty great ladies here. See ya round the halls, and in a few weeks in person! xox"

Apr 29

Dani Alpert commented on the group 'Funny Women'

"And because it's Friday and I want this group to know who I am, I bring you MORE of ME."

Apr 27

Dani Alpert commented on the group 'Funny Women'

"Just in case you missed this over at my site The Great Toilet Debate. And yes, my boyfriend has Cee Lo Green arms, poor baby."

Apr 27

Dani Alpert commented on the group 'Funny Women'

"I bet you didn't know that there was a whole blended and step family shorthand- conveniently used for texting and to save you time. It's BS. http://thegirlfriendmom.blogspot.com/2012/04/do-you-know-blended-family-shorthand.html"

Apr 11

Dani Alpert posted a blog post

Do You Know The Blended Family Shorthand?

I will admit that it was only recently that I learned what LMFAO stood for. Maybe it’s because I prefer to speak in complete sentences, using actual words. I know it takes a bit longer, especially when texting, but I am not going to abbreviate ‘in my opinion’, with imo. Because I h8 abbreviations. And yes, I do like the feel of a nice Uni-ball fine pen on a crisp white legal…See More

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Dani Alpert commented on the group 'Funny Women'

"My first installment as a sex columnist. I know, what the f? I just hope there's a second installment. Check it out if you dare at Funny not Slutty"

Apr 9

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Me, A Sex Columnist?!

My first installment as a sex columnist. Let's hope there's a second. Check it out at Funny not Slutty.See More

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Dani Alpert commented on the group 'Funny Women'

"Oh, Jane. Thank you for the lovely words. True. And lovely."

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Dani Alpert commented on the group 'Funny Women'

"Check it out- There's singing, in honor of Passover and Cher. MY PASSOVER WITH CHER ."

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Ed Asner is My New Boyfriend

WONDER MIKE & MASTER GEEA five, six, seven, eight: “now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow” That’s right, The Girlfriend Mom got her rap on with THE Wonder Mike and Master Gee, from…See More

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Who I am:: I'm a writer and Pilates instructor.

Connect with me online! My site, blog, or Twitter handle are:: www.thegirlfriendmom.blogspot.com
@girlfriendmom
http://www.stumbleupon.com/stumbler/thegirlfriendmom

Books I've written, anthologies I've contributed to, and any scripts or plays I've authored:: Pieces of Me- Writegirl Anthology. I've co-authored screenplays and television pilots. I wrote and directed a short film, "An Intimate Portrait... Of A Complete Unknown."

Media outlets that I currently write for:: Pilates Style Magazine, Evolvedworld.com, Stepmom Magazine

My writing is:: Nonfiction, Memoir, Blog Posts, Screenwriting

Services I offer to other writers:: Discount on Pilates classes and privates.

My professional associations:: WGA

I found out about She Writes from:: Blogher conference information.

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Do You Know The Blended Family Shorthand?

Posted on April 11, 2012 at 6:45am 0 Comments 0 Likes

I will admit that it was only recently that I learned what LMFAO stood for. Maybe it’s because I prefer to speak in complete sentences, using…

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Me, A Sex Columnist?!

Posted on April 9, 2012 at 5:32am 0 Comments 0 Likes

My first installment as a sex columnist. Let's hope there's a second. Check it out at Funny not Slutty.

Ed Asner is My New Boyfriend

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WONDER MIKE & MASTER GEE

A five, six, seven,…

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Bongs & Sensimilla & One-hitters, Oh, My

Posted on January 6, 2012 at 9:52am 0 Comments 0 Likes

In my continued struggle with boundaries and appropriate parenting, I found myself at dinner last night with my boyfriend, his daughter and her boyfriend, talking about bongs, sensimilla and one hitters, oh…

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At 11:54am on April 30, 2012, Deanna Verbouwens said…: It only took me four months!!! I'm excited ! Can't wait to see you!

At 9:50am on November 21, 2011, Annie Boreson said…: Hey Dani,

Thanks for the invite. Looking forward to getting to know you better. Your writing cracks me up. Annie

At 8:23am on October 31, 2011, Nichole L. Reber said…: Hi there. Kewl to see you teach pilates. A friend just informed me that here in Lima, Peru, there is an ashtanga yoga class. Cheers!

At 6:19am on October 24, 2011, Jill Starishevsky said…: Welcome to SheWrites. Feel free to reach out if you need anything.

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At 8:45am on October 22, 2011, Meg Waite Clayton said…: >I'm going to the blogher conference this Thursday and Friday

Hope it was fun!

At 10:02am on October 21, 2011, Kelli Swearingen said…: Welcome to Mother Writer,Dani! If you haven't already, feel free to introduce yourself, browse our threads, or start one of your own. And again, welcome to Mother Writer.
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At 6:03pm on October 18, 2011, Elena Ornig said…: Hi Dani!

I am new to this network site, too. Was acepted just couple of days ago.

Thank you for answering but I am not in any group, yet. Still looking around...

My warmest regards,

Elena Ornig

At 1:43pm on October 18, 2011, Meg Waite Clayton said…: Dani, Welcome to She Writes. If you’re looking for places to connect here, we’d love to have you join us in the Publishing Industry News group or in one of the blogger groups. You can find all the groups through the Community button at the top of your page. Enjoy the site!

Meg Waite Clayton
Moderator, Publishing Industry News, and Novelist Group
Bestselling Author of The Four Ms. Bradwells, The Wednesday Sisters (a writing group novel), and The Language of Light, a finalist for Barbara Kingsolver's Bellwether Prize

At 10:55am on October 17, 2011, Amber Medina West said…: Hello,

Welcome to She Writes! We're excited to have you here.

You can check out the Getting Started section to help you find your way around, or a great way to jump in is to get involved with our Groups and Live Chats.

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