Emma Lauri
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  • Springfield, IL
  • United States
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"Oh to be as beautiful as the day..."

"What a beautiful day.” He says with a smile. “The sun is so warm.”But so is my heart, I think to myself."Your form looks good." He reassures a student.A glance at my backside, "Hmm, what does he think of this form?"A little color here, a little spice there."The flowers smell so good."But what about my hair?"Great shot." He exclaims on hole 9.I smile with a deep sigh of peace.If beauty is in the eye of the beholder then what does he see?I'm not as shiny as I used to be and certainly not as…See More
Aug 1, 2010
Emma Lauri commented on Jill Dearman's video
Aug 1, 2010
dianejwright left a comment for Emma Lauri
"Emma, welcome to Screenwriters and Story Editors. Glad you've come along for the fun. Do drop in to our Introductions thread and share a bit about yourself and your work. We're writers at all levels in our work so feel free to ask…"
Jun 4, 2010
Julie Jeffs left a comment for Emma Lauri
"Hi Emma, Welcome to the Bloggers Let’s Make it Work group! So glad you are here. Please visit the discussion New Members Visit Here First, tell us about your blog so we can list it on the members blog index. I hope you will find, as I did, a…"
Jun 3, 2010
Emma Lauri commented on the group 'Funny Women'
"Not too long ago a friend and I were discussing how PMS affects our everyday lives. She went on and on about her "lazy ass husband who's too good to wipe up cat puke." Yeah, a little cat puke is better than the sour milk coming from a…"
Jun 3, 2010
Emma Lauri posted a blog post

PMS Enhanced.?.?...???

Not too long ago a friend and I were discussing how PMS affects our everyday lives. She went on and on about her "lazy ass husband who's too good to wipe up cat puke." Yeah, a little cat puke is better than the sour milk coming from a baby I thougth, so my conclussion was, he's has no idea. As we continued to bellyache about cats, low tire pressure, and weeds between the cynderblocks we laughed and decided to continue this exact conversation after "aunt flow" left town.At the time I was just…See More
Jun 3, 2010
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May 17, 2010
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May 14, 2010

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www.emmalauri.blogspot.com
My writing is:
Fiction, Nonfiction, Memoir, Journalism, Blog Posts, Screenwriting
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Nataional Certification Board of Therapeutic Massage & Bodywork

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"Oh to be as beautiful as the day..."

Posted on August 1, 2010 at 12:38pm 0 Comments

"What a beautiful day.” He says with a smile. “The sun is so warm.”

But so is my heart, I think to myself.

"Your form looks good." He reassures a student.

A glance at my backside, "Hmm, what does he think of this form?"

A little color here, a little spice there.

"The flowers smell so good."

But what about my hair?

"Great shot." He exclaims on hole 9.

I smile with a deep sigh of peace.

If beauty is in the… Continue

PMS Enhanced.?.?...???

Posted on June 3, 2010 at 9:00am 0 Comments

Not too long ago a friend and I were discussing how PMS affects our everyday lives. She went on and on about her "lazy ass husband who's too good to wipe up cat puke." Yeah, a little cat puke is better than the sour milk coming from a baby I thougth, so my conclussion was, he's has no idea. As we continued to bellyache about cats, low tire pressure, and weeds between the cynderblocks we laughed and decided to continue this exact conversation after "aunt flow" left town.



At the time I… Continue

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At 12:29pm on June 4, 2010, dianejwright said…
Emma, welcome to Screenwriters and Story Editors. Glad you've come along for the fun. Do drop in to our Introductions thread and share a bit about yourself and your work. We're writers at all levels in our work so feel free to ask questions, seek resources, and share your own expertise and experiences. Here's to getting to know each other.
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At 8:04pm on June 3, 2010, Julie Jeffs said…
Hi Emma,

Welcome to the Bloggers Let’s Make it Work group! So glad you are here. Please visit the discussion New Members Visit Here First, tell us about your blog so we can list it on the members blog index.

I hope you will find, as I did, a great sense of community, loads of information and resources, and an incredible amount of talent.

Jump in on ongoing discussions or start one if there is an issue you would like to discuss.

Let me know if you have any questions.

Look forward to reading your posts.

Warm regards,
Julie Jeffs
Beginning a Life at 50
At 8:46am on May 14, 2010, Meg Waite Clayton said…
Welcome to She Writes, Emma. Feel free to ping me if you have any questions as you make your way around the site. And enjoy!

Meg Waite Clayton
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