How's that for excitement? I take a lickin' and keep on tickin'.
Kids burned dinner. I told them, don't go playing around:
a. charred pans
c. smoking volcanoes
d. land mines/IEDs
e. charred pants
I just have to go to bed. I can hardly move.
My kids are going to have to get jobs to support their:
a.) phone habits
b.) burrito habits
c.) makeup fund
d.) ITune cards
e.) penchant for dried mango and snacks
Well, we can't all afford those fascist IPhones. I mean why can't they just set it up so that the kids can text EVERYONE on her IPods and not just other people who happen to own Apple devices? Because that would be too generous. That would be too much free love. Everyone's so…Continue
I'm shutting down the day and opening up the night.
I've been reading about Britney Spears on the internet, and I am starting to like her even more than I did before. I feel bad that she lost custody of her kids and that her dad and a lawyer have permanent "conservatorship" over her assets. That really sucks. Being a big star must be terribly stressful. And. . . maybe she really does suck at math, I don't know. When someone else has permanent conservatorship over your assets, you'd…Continue
I tend to watch a lot of Britney Spears videos--but I can stop any time I want. --Man, look at her. Maybe Britney isn't very good at doing her own taxes, but obviously she can DANCE. If anyone tells her she sucks at math, well, she just probably deflects that criticism with a round-about kick to the head. Me--well, sometimes it's like these angry little hordes of trolls come swirling around my desk trying to tell me I'm not good at whatever it is I'm working on--you know, those awful little…Continue