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"What I don't get a day?" Martha Washington
Started Feb 15, 2011 0 Replies 0 Likes
What, I don’t get a day? Fair Martha Dandridge was born on June 2, 1731 in Virginia at the family digs, The White House Plantation. (WASPs just love naming their houses.) There was apparently an…Continue
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50 Shades of Puke...or while you were reading smut, look what your 10 year daughter learned about her worth
#50 Shades of GreyA book review (parody). By Sally FranzAnd now the sequel..."50 Shades of Puke…or while you were reading smut, look what your 10 year daughter learned about her worth."The accident was so horrible that onlookers gasped in disbelief. How could this happen? Why? Why? Make time go back, fix this travesty of injustice. But alas, the victim had jumped in front of an oncoming train intentionally. She knew better, but much like standing on the upper cliffs of the Niagara, there was a…See More
Sally Diane Franz replied to the discussion 'Introduce yourself!' in the group She Writes' Young Adult Novel Contest! (To Benefit Girls Write Now)
"Hi. My name is Sally Franz. I've written "The Baby Boomers Guide to Menopause" and "Scrambled Leggs" and I write adult humor for a travel blog. My first YA novel was, "The Knights of the Red Feather Labyrinth"…"
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She Writes' Young Adult Novel Contest! (To Benefit Girls Write Now)
If you have a young adult novel in the works or complete, and want to get feedback, advice and guidance from four top editors and a literary agent, this is the contest for you. All entry fees will benefit our philanthropic partner, Girls Write Now, mentoring the next generation of women writers.DEADLINE: DECEMBER 15TH, 2011See More
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Sally Diane Franz replied to the discussion 'Axe Grinding vs. Humor' in the group Funny Women
"My recent humor book, "Scrambled Leggs...A Snarky Tale of Hospital Hooey" is sans the 'F' word, but it's in there, if ya know what I mean! I was stricken with Transverse Myelitis and was paralyzed from the chest down in 30…"
Sally Diane Franz replied to the discussion 'Axe Grinding vs. Humor' in the group Funny Women
"Whomever said that axe grinding wasn't humor has never read Anita Liberty (that is her stage/pen name- she is really Suszanne Weber). One of the funniest authors I have ever found. Her first book, "How to Heal the Hurt By…"
Sally Diane Franz commented on the group 'Funny Women'
"Lucille, Elizabeth and Marcia--You gave me laughing. Mother's are a wonderful source of humor. Lord, I bet my two groan (intentional) daughters get together and roar about things I do, which I can't imagine are funny. :0)"
Sally Diane Franz commented on the group 'Funny Women'
"Lucille,
Hilarious bit about the greeting cards.
My Mom used to send me cards with Dear Abby articles cut out. My favorite was the one that warned women not to put their underware in the microwave to stop yeast infection from spreading. Yeah, Mom...…"
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"What I don't get a day?" Martha Washington
What, I don’t get a day? Fair Martha Dandridge was born on June 2, 1731 in Virginia at the family digs, The White House Plantation. (WASPs just love naming their houses.) There was apparently an endless supply of siblings in her home of origin. She was first in birth order followed by 3 brothers, 4 sisters and an illegitimate sister named Ann. Needless to say after 15+ years of babysitting siblings she decided to get married. At 18, Martha wasn’t looking for romance, she was looking for a…See More
Sally Diane Franz commented on the group 'Funny Women'
"I used to say that when I hit the door after working all day in my impressive designer blue business suit...all my kids saw was a blue chuckwagon with red lipstick on. At work I obsessed about my kids, when I was with my kids I…"
Elizabeth Young left a comment for Sally Diane Franz
"Thanks for sharing Sally, a wonderful story. I appreciate your honesty and ability to laugh at yourself!"
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"Sally, you definitely have a great sense of humor! You're a very funny lady."
Sally Diane Franz replied to the discussion 'Axe Grinding vs. Humor' in the group Funny Women
"I started humor writing by way of NYC Stand-up comedy. I took years of stage performance classes and writing stand-up only be to be told, and I quote my first humor writing teacher Ian Bernard (Santa Barbara Writers Conference), "There…"
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- Who I am:
- Sallyfranz.com
FaceBook: Sally Franz and Sally Franz Uncorked
Twitter: Sallyfranz
- Books I've written, anthologies I've contributed to, and any scripts or plays I've authored:
- Scrambled Leggs...A Snarky Tale of Hospital Hooey
Monster Lies...a woman's guide to controlling her destiny
The Baby Boomers Guide to Menopause...or how to have more fun than 36 hours of labor
The Knights of the Red Feather Labyrinth
Anthologies:
Chicken Soup for the Granparents Soul
Be The Star You Are
A Book of Firsts
- My writing is:
- Nonfiction, Blog Posts
- Services I offer to other writers:
- I offer what I call Deep Editing services. This is when I go over a manuscript and offer suggestions for areas that are not as strong as they should be. So instead of just saying, "This area is weak" or "You need more depth for this character" I also add exactly what that would look like to me 'the reader'. This is a combination editing and ghost writing. My goal is to get the manuscript up to publishing standards.
- I'm part of these writers' groups or salons:
- I have an online group of colleagues who work in that capacity.
- My professional associations:
- I shun away from professional groups as a whole. I have too much to do and very little time.
Sally Diane Franz's Blog
50 Shades of Puke...or while you were reading smut, look what your 10 year daughter learned about her worth
Posted on May 28, 2012 at 9:55pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
#50 Shades of Grey
A book review (parody). By Sally Franz
And now the sequel...
"50 Shades of Puke…or while you were reading smut, look what your 10 year daughter learned about her worth."
The accident was so horrible that onlookers gasped in disbelief. How could this happen? Why? Why? Make time go back, fix this travesty of injustice. But alas, the victim had jumped in front of an oncoming train intentionally. She knew better, but much like standing on the upper cliffs…
Continue GroundHog Stew
Posted on February 2, 2011 at 1:01pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
Confession: I once ate Groundhog Stew. It was a sin of omission, not commission. I was living at The Copasetic Commune (circa early 70s) and the farm dog scared a groundhog to death. I saw it with my own eyes. Bowser cornered the thing in the garden and it dropped over with a coronary. The cook ran out the door, grabbed up the groundhog and slammed it into a sealed plastic bag and popped it into the freezer. (Lord now in retrospect I hope that thing wasn't playing possum? Dang this…
Continue Tigers eat their young!
Posted on February 1, 2011 at 2:26pm 0 Comments 0 Likes
Well, maybe they don't in nature, but maybe they do. As a youth director at a church I had to counsel several young women traumatized by the suicide of their young Asian girlfriend, who though she was on two varisty sports and elected on to the homecoming court, A- grades were not enough in her house. Up until her last year an older sister, who was an A+ student, kept the Tiger mom's fury off of the younger sister. But with big sister off to the "right" college, the gloves came off. Even though… Continue
Comment Wall (3 comments)
- At 3:06pm on January 17, 2011,
Meg Waite Clayton said… - Enjoying seeing your font in Funny Women, Sally. Welcome!
Meg Waite Clayton
Moderator, Publishing Industry News, and Novelist Group
Author of the national bestseller The Wednesday Sisters and the forthcoming The Four Ms. Bradwells (Ballantine, March 2011)
- At 8:58pm on January 12, 2011,
Elizabeth Young said… Thanks for sharing Sally, a wonderful story. I appreciate your honesty and ability to laugh at yourself!
- At 5:31pm on January 11, 2011,
Lucille Joyner said… - Sally, you definitely have a great sense of humor! You're a very funny lady.
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