Spent college summers implementing Elvis Presley in Miami, FL. Spent 2002-2010 deploying toy soldiers in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent two years getting my feet wet with etch-a-sketches in New York, NY. Had a brief career getting to know tar in Atlantic City, NJ. In 2009 I was researching dandruff in Hanford, CA. Set new standards for developing strategies for weed whackers in Libya.