john was drunk as crap when he signed me up for this...i just took it as a complement. i think john likes sundresses and i just happened to be wearing one.  but john texted me back when i asked if he was serious about me coming to his wedding and also i was more friends with amanda, but it didn't matter.  he me asked if i wanted to bring someone along, and i thought  i probably should.  but i thought i'd find someone in a double-breasted suit so i opted out.  i came alone and hoped…

there are two things id rather have in front of me when sitting next to brian and one is the new york times and the other is a list of the latest bands that are playing bluegrass around the monkton area. i went up to monkton once, by car in the night and the other time is when brad and i biked the NCR trail and made a u-turn when we saw the monkton tavern. i went home and read the paper till i knew what year justice roberts became the chief of the supreme court and until i learned that he…

the strangest thing happens when you are out and it’s 97 degrees out, like you wind up doing karaoke and giving up $20 bucks easily to adopt a flamingo from the zoo.  this was after i tried making a brochure for my parents.  they’d nixed it while i was talking to them and eating cheese dip.  i did this after running for six miles with no water and i was hoping this would balance it out.

gretchen, my friend that i’d met from long ago came out and actually took afflec up on their ad to…