Welcome, Marilyn Dittoe!

Give me your tired, your poor...

Your company yearning to be named , your business in need of a slogan, your thoughts requiring transformation into a speech, your jingle tune that's longing for lyrics, the feelings you want designed into wedding vows, and your sentiments to be crafted into poetry or a greeting card message.

I'm bursting and if you don't twist open my pressure valve, I can't be responsible for what will happen. C'mon -- give me a project, or, like the unfortunate incident involving a beached whale, I'm gonna blow and send blubber flying in all directions.

(Now there's and irresistible pitch...)

Miscellaneous Examples

Here are a couple of business names I've written --

For a chocolatier: "The Sweet Truth (Sincerely Good Chocolate)"
For an in-home euthanasia service for pets: "Gentle Passage"
For a pet boutique that benefits the humane society: "Treasures by the Pound"

I've written numerous speeches, humorous and otherwise, including one for a company called Journey's in Film, from which a quote was excerpted for a talk by Liam Neeson at a fundraiser.

I've written television commercials, radio spots, radio program scripts, campaign spots, and professional letters for organizations, as well as having personally delivered speeches, emceed programs, and announced events.

So PUT ME IN, COACH!