Lately I've been paying for beers, going  to the toilet to pour them out, going back to my friends pretending that I drank my beer so fast back there that I'm really loaded, then calling up to my parents saying that I really am trying to save money. Felt guilty for eating a hamburger while watching a couple try fried worms in Namibia, Africa on House Hunters International while I wrote back to a date; "no. Don't charge anything for watching a friend’s cat for 3 weeks. Cats are great. You’re…