This story will be published in Scissors and Spackle in October 2011. It was a challenge finding outlets willing to accept stories which had previously appeared online, so grateful to the magazine and the far-sighted editorial team.
This is something that harks back to The Old Country of Broads, no matter our ethnicity or class. Don't kid yourself. A woman with an engagement ring so large it can only be looked at through a pinhole in a shoe box will, yes, register for a silicon…See More