If they're going to do a feature article on you and your book, it has to have a hook.

I'm barbed wire. Let's get together.

And

Dear Agent-People,

Please, oh please, hurry up and get me a movie deal because triple A told me if I get towed one more time before December I have to pay for it myself. So get me a movie deal so I can so I can buy a new used car. If I get the money by Thanksgiving I can go car shopping on Black Friday which is supposed to be a very savvy day to car shop.

Love,

Phoebe "I put the 'case' in caseworker" Wilcox

and author of Angels Carry the Sun

and Recidivist

and a novel that's not published yet, Flower Symbolism for Dummies

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Is she Weird?

I can answer that.

She is.