Okay, what would it be, folks?
a.) Poet Laureate of the United States of America
b.) Bestselling author of novels featuring lots of endearing underdogs and misanthrops
c.) pole dancer
d.) stay-at-home mom
e.) all of the above
Sigh. I ain't none-a-those. (My cousin on fb would tell me to put a "yet" after option b. . . .)
Charlie Sizemore sings Ray Stevens' May There Be no Lawyers in Heaven