There's a contest for Bad Poetry going on at Chip MacGregor and here are my two entries. I ahve tons o fbad poetry to choose from, so I chose two of my favorite baddies. See what you think. Bad enough to be a winner? I guess we'll see.
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Hot Headed
Once upon a soup is our tale
The way to a man's heart without fail
Chicken, tomatillos, lime and rice
Roasted hot peppers and plenty of spice
The resulting concoction was a brew on the senses
Our desire, it mounted, knocking down all our fences
The domain of the bedroom was entered with force
Urgency on display - the aim? Intercourse
I went down on my knees to worship the rod
And said to myself, "Oh yes, there's a God."
The burning sensation I thought was desire
My mouth was aflame
And his loins burned from fire
My hands were the culprit
Flaunting thick skin with vain
But we now know jalapenos and love equal pain.
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The Stain
There once was a stain on the bed
Mysterious, untrustworthy and dead
We poked and we prodded
We questioned and plotted
Our findings, they filled us with dread
We turned on the light
Examined our plight
Oh damn, we wished it was red
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Have some bad poetry you thinks awful enough to win? Go to: http://chipmacgregor.typepad.com/main/ - post your poetry as a comment and you may win the Grand Prize! A copy of what has been called "the worst self-published book ever." How to Good-bye Depression is the product of that great writing mind Hiroyuki Nishigaki, who added to its fame by creating this winning subtitle: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Every Day. Malarky? or Effective Way? (No, I'm not making this up. That's the subtitle. Complete with punctuation errors.)
Have fun!
Ana Lewis, founder of Women on the Verge.net, CEO of Co-Op Web, Inc.
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