Signs that I need some kind of RETREAT!
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1) I'm angry with love bugs - they get more action than I do lately and they feel the need to do it on me, near me, or around me. Little basards! 2) My daughters naptime is something I secretly hope for every morning when I open my eyes. 3) My husbands breathing pisses me off. 4) Randomly I want to rip off someones face, sometimes they're loved ones, other times strangers, I don't discriminate. 5) I'm forgetful, weepy, pissed, irrational, emotional, and feel as though being in a coma might not be...so bad. 6) I beg for a disease or sickness that will force me into the hospital for a week or so, just to get some sleep and have food brought to me in bed. 7) I long for lonlieness. 8) I actually pray for #6. 9) Hate the sound of the words: mommy, Lydia, or Baby (husbands nickname for me), when it's uttered in regards to summoning me. 10) I get completely crazy (see #5) when the coffee table or chaise are out of line with the rest of the furniture. 11) I'm cussing (not something I do on a regular basis)...honestly this one was an afterthought of writing this list.

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