Altering "Huckleberry Finn" is wrong. And stupid. For all the reasons Cynthia, Marcia, Sarah-Jane, and others list. But that's just me; a donkey, a chowder-head, a lace-curtain but more often shanty, Irish American doll, chippy, broad, lady, chick, b*tch, whore, slut . . . you get the idea.