give 3/4 of it to the aspca. but then maybe peta. they could stop e emailing me stuff that i think about for days and days

give stuff to wtmd for calling in and requesting neko case over and over

give $$ to the roland park library so i could get a computer at 330 when i get off of work and all the kids are on em after school

buy robert pattison's tidy whities and where em for two weeks straight a coffee shop for my friends and me who like weak roasts

tons> shares of stock to a boss who could start a taco tico somewhere near

abc if they'd bring back "my so called life"...but with jared leto

go to farm-to-table restaurant

get the waiter at holy frajoles drunk so i could make out with him

subscribe to a newspaper and not beat myself up it if i let them stack up/ reading it

buy a barn for stray cats

give donations to duotrope digest and online literary zines

pay david blaine to come do magic tricks at my next birthday party to make his boxers disappear